We don’t want your data
Seriously. If we could run this site with zero data collection, we would. But the internet demands tribute in the form of cookies, logs, and other nonsense. So here we are.
Cookies
Yummy! Can I have one? 🍪
Embedded content from other websites
Sometimes we stick stuff from other sites in here — videos, articles, maybe an existential crisis or two. Interacting with that content is basically like walking into their digital terrarium. They might track you, read your mind, or summon a data-collecting bot overlord. We don’t control them. Browse at your own risk.
How long we retain your data
If you sign up for an account (why? No, really, why?), we keep your info in your profile. You can edit or delete it whenever you want—except your username, because that’s locked in for eternity. Website admins can also see your data, but trust us, we have better things to do than creep on your profile.
What rights you have over your data
If you have an account and want a copy of all the data we have on you, sure, we’ll send you a file. Want us to delete everything? No problem. Poof. Vanished. Just keep in mind, some data sticks around for legal reasons (lawyers are scary).